I had to decide that I didn’t want it before submitting. Luckily I haven’t got 5 kilobucks to spare.

Shit, you’re going to have to retune your graphic equalizer or your mini-discs of Japanese techno-pop will sound horrible-er.

Both of them.

F50. Dream car since I was 12

I was all in until you said murano. lol

I did exactly what you did when i saw the $97k number. Straight to the website to see if it was true.

Not just an Esclade, but who pays $97k for ANY GM that isn’t a supercharged Corvette?

Reluctant CP. Well documented, and presents nicely, and holy f’in-A power, but less than desirable color combo, fugly chrome rims, and its a 6 year old car in a segment notorious for its depreciation, at a not that significant discount from new. A new viper starts at $87k.

Hmmm, invest in a car based mutual fund run by Jellopicknic internet dudes....


Here is a picture of Doug investing the start up capitol:

A stain of hilarity urine just darkened mine.

I’d say that the Mitsubishi EVO is a good candidate. It took their cars from a line up that was completely irrelevant in the market, to a line up with at least something that the enthusiast could covet. I’ll bet the EVO sold a lot of lower trim lancers, which is guess is an accomplishment.

Maybe an oil drip to keep the rotor seals happy?

but it makes it way easier to shoot on the move.

Everyone is a sweetheart until you tell them that your auto body bill is $2500, and then they want to haggle with you about it, or more often than not, they’ll ignore you, or disappear....

@BobLOLz

I’m pretty sure these were limited at 136mph. or something close to that.

Assault Short bus?

Equilopnik?

I just got off the phone with tiretack.com Apparently no one makes Y-rated trailer tires, so I’m not going to be buying one of these.

I think I’d rather do/pay for the maintenance on the vette than a 944.

Really though, I doubt that too many people cross shop C4 vettes and 944’s. One group likes owning a car with the P word on back at any cost, and the other group likes smokey burnouts, members only jackets, and/or meth.