Welcome to KFC, may I take your HORDOR?

Hope they’re handing out Pepsi, too.

Scene was just missing one line.

“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

But the EMALS!

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

Well, if it seriously threatened to lay waste to Earth’s biosphere and end civilization as we know it, I’m guessing Americans would elect it President.

Spencer did nazi that coming....