Hope they’re handing out Pepsi, too.

“MSN reports that Botha fired his rifle on the charging cows, but a fourth swept in and surprised him from the side.”

But the EMALS!

This is yet another reminder that having a child does not suddenly make you an expert on literally anything, and that the act of birth is something that literally billions upon billions of people around the world, both very smart and incredibly fucking dumb, have done throughout millenia.

Spencer did nazi that coming....