The only one seriously competing against Simone Biles is Simone Biles.

This is fucking hilarious and thanks for explaining it, because I was still at the figuring-out stage of saying her name out loud and trying to come up with anagrams.

Trump is the first politician in a generation to genuinely take an interest in the well-being of rust-belt blue collar workers.

Black shooters=Thugs/Animals

you always see a dinky machine gun on a tripod on a Hilux. This dude has got a .50 cal from a Nam era gunboat on it. BUILT JIHAD TOUGH

“Truly the Cardinal Way has become the way of dishonor.”

Isn’t an “Edison style” bulb, by definition, supposed to be made of stolen ideas?

He was so preoccupied with wether or not he could, he didn’t stop to think if he should.

It is possible to be simultaneously opposed to corporate welfare AND personal abuse of the SNAP program, or other welfare programs. Absolute flat tax regardless of where income is derived, with a threshold of $50,000/year before any tax is collected, coupled with a UBI/tax rebate of $1000/month would help solve a lot…

Just a heads up, I don’t think you know what “hot and bothered” means. This is one of those times that someone correcting something you say could actually benefit you later. 

I’ll take “guy who knows things” shtick over your “performative outrage” shtick any day of the week, thanks.  

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.

I mean, it’s not rocket scien-

Not a stupid question. The simple answer is no. It would take a whole lot of devices charging off the same outlet for it to have any effect like that.

They need stronger dykes. I kid, I kid

Meanwhile in conservative states:

I hope to read more about this as it unfolds. The way this article read (to me) made the scenario seemed very rapey. Not stopping sex due to pain, continual sexual acts off screen. Even if they werent claiming coercion, those two lines really spoke to how unprofessional and misogynistic the shoot was, regardless of…

Camaroonians?

Okay I've read this book, and I would not have opened the doors because the Langoliers will get you.

Yes, next question.