Bob Dole doesn't need this.

I found the book version of _Television Without Pity_ in a Dollar Tree, some years ago. Great read, if you could get past the fact that this was a remaindered batch of copies of the book, and (or possibly because) the spelling/grammar had not been edited.

This _Boeing Boeing_…as in the movie with Tony Curtis and Jerry Lewis?

"Do you like scary movies?"
"Vell, eef bah dees you mean de moviess vich explore existential dread offf de…"
(*Click*)

Oy, my prostate!

"the machinations of a sinister billionaire bent on world domination and determined to tear us apart by appealing to our baser instincts"
For some reason, I just thought of my favorite simile ever written, Mickey Spillane's "about as subtle as a tarantula on a piece of angel-food cake".

I'll be honest: I've always been a big fan of Neil Young *and* Lynyrd Skynyrd, and I'm honestly relieved to find out they don't hate each other.
Yes, I've actually devoted thought to this.

Lady Vagoogoo
Lady Vagaga
Lady-O was new
Lady-O, some…one…still…loves…yyyyooooouuuu!

I heard somebody found a really intense mouse in a bottle of it one time.

Now, let's all picture Bernie Sanders remembering seeing a girl one day while he was crossing over to Jersey on the ferry.
A white dress she had on, and a white parasol.

(In raspy voice with vaguely European accent)
Weplicator…vould you be able to make…Gillian Antersson's leg?

Montalban said in an interview right before he died that he had always imagined Roarke's backstory thus: he was a fallen archangel, and granting fantasies was penance for whatever he had done to cause his fall.

Maybe worth mentioning that _Bullitt_ is mic-checked in another San Francisco movie that's been written about here (In The New Cult Canon), _Zodiac_; it's mentioned that McQueen got the idea to wear his holster the way he does from Dave Toschi, the real-life SFPD detective who pursued Zodiac, played in that picture by…

"What is a Regis Philbin?"

"Um…"
"Chocolate Babies."
"Good clue, man!"

Bi-layer? I hardly bi-know 'er!
I'll show myself out

The episode of The Young Ones that they're in also features four young kids in bit parts: Hugh Laurie, Stephen Fry, Emma Thompson, and Robbie Coltrane. Definitely worth a look.

No "Blackadder's Christmas Carol"?
God bless Mister B at Christmastime
And Baby Jesus too;
if we were little piggies, we'd sing
piggywiggywiggywiggywoo!

"But actually cramming a human being into a suitcase would be painstaking, sick-making work, and never before the incredible third season of The Americans has it been portrayed accordingly". Um. Far be it from me to pry, but you know this how….?

If you think about it, what ultimately destroys the Gerhardt clan is a combination of intentional acts against them by Kansas City and unintentional acts against them by the Blumquists. The Blumquists don't even know against whom they're acting at first, and while Kansas City does know, they certainly aren't acting…