Millennials and Trump: I keep thinking neither can do more to increase my contempt, and then…

I assume you're younger than I am (most people I meet are), but it hasn't felt like this in my lifetime either.

Covenain't none of me! (Makes hasty Exodus from theatre)

There was no trend. Also, THEEEERRE IIIIIIIIIIIIS NNNNOOOOOOOO SANCTUARRRRYYYYYYYY

Jung MC. Bust an Archetype-Laden Allegory

I've always assumed it was Larry's wedding, and that Larry wants, as his best man, not his own brother, but his own brother's best friend. How or why that would happen, I can't say, but if that's the case, Young MC needs to Bust A Move away from this dysfunctional mess. At a wedding, it'll be bound to escalate, which…

"One Night in Bangkok", by Murray Head. It's a soooong with everything
(but Yul Brenner).

And now, the story of a smuggler…

Yes. I call that genre On In The Waiting Area While You're Getting A Tire Changed movies.

Fathah was Home Secretarah…and Mothah…won the Derbah.

Oh the mighty Jon Hamm…has it come to this?

"It's like March Madness, with less Dick Vitale."
I think I speak for all reality when I say: Yes, plz

Or it's an Episcopal church.

"the brief, stunning Henley Royal Regatta scene of The Social Network was almost completely created via CG"
Well, Arnie Hammer is really only one person, so, yeah

Good God, that makes sense.

Between this cover and Sir Roger slipping the surly bonds…dusty up in here, ain't it

Give the man credit—he stayed sober as the house filled with clowns. Now that's working your program!

Constantly used my favorite modern Southern writer, Roy Blount, Jr, as an extra in his films. He's a journalist in Married to the Mob, and Quentin Crisp at the costume party in Philadelphia.

1: The last two lines of this piece constitute one of the best, most-deserved rhetorical sucker-punches I've ever read.
2: Why do I feel like Alex Jones's eventual death will involve spontaneous combustion, if not outright exploding?

I read Will Harris's last Trial & Error review, and then this; I didn't realize what a great pairing they would constitute.