Inside (à l'intérieur) is better than Haute Tension and doesn't have a nearly film-ruining twist in it.

It deserves none of that. It deserves nothing more than a to be a footnote in the torture porn chapter of the book about horror movies.

Stop it, Kevin. Just stop it.

How do you know what your face looked like the first time you had sex? Were you looking in a mirror?

Right, and I totally get that. I'm not even complaining about its inclusion, just saying that it certainly doesn't advance the story towards the final scene.

I really liked the Lincoln letter stuff, but how did that advance the plot? How did it relate to who was trying to help Daisy?

Right, but then that would apply to The Revenant as well.

Wait, "just about everything constitutes a step toward the final scene" in Hateful Eight? I guess I watched another movie because to me almost nothing that happened before the intermission had anything to do with the final scene.

Well, first off you are way, way, way underestimating the time, talent, and skill needed to make a good documentary. They often take years (and years and years and years) with directors/editors having to create the story whole cloth by sifting through exponentially more hours of footage than are involved in making…

Imagine if these people used their talents to make actual movies rather than making documentaries about every other movie every made.

How do you know they didn't just think the person was a wounded seal?

Which part of that is fiction?

That ad made me hungry.

Uh oh, someone thinks I care! Whatever will I do?

I could tell that you really, really, REALLY needed the win, and since I don't actually care, I figured I'd let you have it.

Yeah, yeah, of course you did. I believe you!

But- but- but- I edited! I EDITED!!!!!!

"Jesus, are the It Follows's mom or something?"

No, it wouldn't be like that at all. You are baffled by the idea that people have a different opinion than you and you responded to this article with no thought towards anything constructive.

"You're a troll," said the guy who only commented so that he could pick a fight with someone.