Hours and hours and hours farming 99 Ultimas for entire party on that damned little island.

Valve funds a majority of the tournament through crowdfunding.

im flattered hahaha

BUT IS HE CUTE ?!?

Investors are confused!

You mean, like a modern console that has the ability to easily play through Nintendo’s storied history, paying $5-10 for classic games that are super easy to upload to some sort of ‘electronic shop’?

No. But it doesn’t seem like you can keep playing with your Google account unless you grant it access again.

Oh man, back when every Kazaa parody song was Weird Al.

tfw they’re pulling on three

hard to write when ur friend is stuck in the barney

Last night was the first time we tried it, but I’m happy so far. I had the urge to start moving things out of the way I thought would get it stuck, but I resisted and it never got stuck. I didn’t let it fully charge before setting it loose and it ran about an hour before returning to its base station (which I nerded…

Last night was the first time we tried it, but I’m happy so far. I had the urge to start moving things out of the…

20 Minutes. My rapist took only about 15. That was >40 years ago, and I’ve never forgotten. These rapists think they are blameless. It only took 20 minutes, why is the rest of my life in ruins. BECAUSE THE REST OF MINE IS RUINED. POS

What’s really telling is not only how big the NFL is but how small time the UFC still is in the eye of the sports fan. Dana White probably believes he has a vice grip on the sport when in reality nobody gives enough of a fuck about his sport to swiftly knock him off his pedestal.

The 30-inch Zyla

OMG KATE ME TOO

right here. at my desk. in 2016. at age 29.

Seattle resident here. Yamauchi bought the Mariners out of respect for the area. Nintendo’s American HQ is in Redmond, a city just E/NE of Seattle.

First time in my life that I hear the phrase “Better than Super Metroid”.

The small teaser thumbnail picture I clicked on had me going “okay, that’s the render, let’s see the cosplay... wait, that’s actually the cosplayer?”

I feel so bad for this guy but I can't stop laughing.