See: Murder/Suicide, arson, Murder/Suicide/Arson

White Man Rule No. 4: If you can’t have something, ruin it for everyone else.

What in Gods name is going on in NC?! Is there something in the water? Are they trying to out-Florida Florida?

Pretty sure Bad Moms has a female lead or 3.

The telling part is that Russia hacked both the RNC and the DNC. They only released the DNC information, which means they are blackmailing the Republicans to get their way. And as we all know Republican priorities are 1) themselves, 2) the party, and 3) the nation.

My favorite part of the Drumpf Grille piece:

no. and now let’s close the polls because i am right.

Hey Rich, did you really think no one would notice that you basically stole this article from one posted to Pitchfork yesterday?

Look, man, the ‘90s are back in a big way, and flabby albums are retro-hip as a result. Just roll with it.

Is anything ever actually said unless a man says it though, really?

THANK GOD. I’m preggo in Texo and this shit actually affects me, right now, as we speak. I very much want to give birth to a healthy child but if I miscarried, I would not hold a funeral. That this governor would force me to have a burial is unconscionable. I’m a white, married, wealthy voter having planned children.…

required people to use the bathroom on their birth certificates

“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.”- President Lyndon B. Johnson

Republicans have become a disease.

Seeing Gawker these days just makes me sad. So much snark wiped out without any sign of it’s previous existence. Snarkocide*

I have such mixed feelings about Pitbull. I don’t understand how any woman finds him attractive, but he also seems like an okay dude? Like he just really just wants to have a great time, all the time.

See this is why ivanka is as bad if not worse than the rest of them. She’s dangerous because her perceived softness and good looks lulls you into a false sense of security. Like her father she has no values or principles. She will do anything for power, money and prestige. If Donald doesn’t run in 2020, I wouldn’t be…

2016 gotta 2016.

“Castro. RIP. He was a good man. Made his country great again. Sad!”

“I was totally aware of Yolanda” is also delicately vicious, completely wiping out the exhortations of Yolanda having been “a great model”. Well played, Rebecca...