See, I don’t like that it’s the shape of his head, because unless people came and inspected my boobs really closely they wouldn’t be able to read the words and so they might think I just liked him...

the “fart noise” at the end elevates this comment to poetry.

^^^^^

I don’t want to wear that face on my boobs, on my ass is different story . fart noise

still doing god’s work, I see.

Hopefully, in four years Obama’s legend will only grow, especially compared to Orange Hilter’s, so the Obama coalition will reform and oust his ass? Of course, this is assuming a raging inferno hasn’t consumed the entire country.

This looks pretty awesome, although I can’t think of Obama in college without this:

This will make me like Obama more, which will make January even more unbearable.

I remember a particular scandal in which liberals and moderates stayed home or voted third party.

Whatever Trump is pointing at, look the other way; he’s a master of misdirection.

And just like that - POOF! - all mentions of $25 million dollar fraud-settlement, business meetings with Indian business partners, Ivanka sitting in on the meeting with Japanese leader - gone. Scrubbed, completely, from our collective memory. Hey, at least it’s tidy! 

Almost everyone was terrible.

He’s adorkable.

Drake is “Bitch, me too!”ing Taylor Swift, because of course he is. He’s the Taylor Swift or rap. Wheels within wheels, man. It all makes sense. Wake up sheeple!

I can’t imagine Melania has any intention of fulfilling the duties— or even an idea what they are — of being First Lady.

“...Melania is extremely close to Baron,” the source told the Post, “and they have become closer during the campaign...”

Let’s be real: Melania has been keeping away from Donald’s white hose for a while now.

Follow-ups: how much is this going to cost us as taxpayers? And how much is this going to cost Midtown businesses?

She was hoping she’d be free of him November 9th. Instead, she’s stuck for another 4-8 years.