Not entirely to myself, but I once had the economy section of a 737 to myself, from Atlanta to Phoenix.  I’m 6'3" so that was nice.  I could very much get used to that. 

Oh bullshit. I live in Phoenix, where cop cars idle and temperatures on the street can be close to 140 degrees Fahrenheit.

While this is cool because I agree with the politics involved, I am not at all a fan of having the privacy of what’s been ordered online, or who’s done what ordering, rendered pointless for political gain. I’m sure they’re laughing all the way to the bank, as this will likely drive sales, but I still don’t approve.

My second year of college, I bought a brand new 1989 Pontiac Grand Am. I loved loved loved that car, simply because it was my first brand-new anything. I drove it home (from school in Illinois to Arizona) that summer. The first week I was home, I too foolishly stopped at a charity fund-raising carwash. The little…

And “fuck” means to have sex, either for pleasure or procreation. Once you start down the road to where you take every turn of phrase to its origins, you start to look more than a little stupid, at best. Before setting off on “OMG! Manhattan Project! OMG! It is such a poor analogy” you might have done a little…

You are light-years away from being correct about what “true geeks” might think. The phrase “light years away”—even colloquially—isn’t measuring time—I can’t even imagine how your brain contorted into thinking that it was—but is saying “so far ahead of the rest of the pack that you could measure that distance in…

"The device they used, called a de Laval nozzle, is actually centuries old."