Dealing with the public always sucks. You can choose a different profession.

Serves you right.

If only we could find a car we knew his son would think is cool, that’s also fast and has a reliable toyota engine. How will we ever dream up such a car.

WHAT THE FUCK.

There was this one time when our car salesman turned out to be a murderer.

He’s pretty good at donuts.

Engine: a Honda engine.

M badges on non-M BMWs.

Some high schoolers threw a big party down the street from my house. Someone parked their ~77 Camaro across my driveway where I couldn’t leave for work (third shift delight!) so I walked down to the house and started asking about the car. Got some rude comments and no useful info. I smashed the drivers window out with…

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theres something inherently masturbatory about manipulating parts of your body with someone else in mind.

National Suicide Hotline: 1-800-273-8255

This is pretty sweet... ‘buck-seventy is all I could muster on an empty oval...

IDEA: buy one for yourself attach it whenever you park illegally and remove when you leave.

Was probably a V6 with an exhaust.

I’d be okay if the NFL threw dildos instead of flags from now on.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

lol. Ohh shit, here we go