Because someone is a genius.

I purchased a 2017 Focus RS.

I rode the bus while waiting for replacement parts.

Cue all the Jalopnik comments that go:

“something something ... if it had a manual ... something something ... I would buy it, but now ... something something”

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

I’m not crying, you’re crying.

pretty sure that’s a Saturn

I’m gonna cry this is the best thing ever

This is what the $6,800 worth of damage looked like:

Thanks for continuing to educating us on this stuff. Buying a car is way too complicated and stressful, but these articles help arm us with the knowledge to make things easier.

If you have to have the company that made the car you own activate the car so you can drive it, you don’t really own the car.

Driver went full mustang. You never go full mustang.

How many of Jalops have crashed press cars? And which one was the most expensive?

I love how they all come with gloves in preparation of pushing the cars out :)

Gamestop is expensive, annoying and they treat their employees fairly poorly. My lack of spending any money there seems to have been the correct choice on my part.

I really like the cars and coffee edition

I had to fix brake lines on my grandfathers van after he died so we could sell it to pay for the funeral. One of the worst days of my life.

I can’t wait to never be able to get one ever

What a fucking idiot.

I like this a lot. This isn’t punishing people who use maps, its punishing people who use modified clients to zip all around their area and pick up the best Pokemon. These people are also the ones that lock down gyms eliminating basically any chance to get coins from regular players. I personally hope Niantic takes a…