Remember your disdain for cops next time someone is committing a crime against you. That way you can avoid doing something silly, like call them to help you.

I’m guessing that Range Rover felt like it was long overdue for a trip to the shop, so it found a way to make it happen.

Let me get this straight. This is a slideshow of comments from a question that was asked that was posted for all of 6 hours? I use jalopnik.com/latest and the question is still on the 1st page.

Not one but two new, rear drive, manual-equipped, good-to-great looking, good-to-great handling, adequately-to-generously powered, small-to-smallish, two-seat-to-two-seatish ICE sports cars, offered to the Jalop masses at accessible-to-accessibleish (sp?) prices?

Come on folks—let’s celebrate this! How often is…

I also personally believe it was beaten to an inch of its life with an ugly stick, though I’ve noticed many actually prefer its looks over its predecessor’s.

...What are these dudes even talking about? The Z is 400Hp with a manual and people are like “BuT iT mIgHT Be ToO HeaVy To Be fUn!” Fudge outta here with that.

Now that’s a ride-or-die bitch.

I immediately thought Versa because of the roof but yeah, found a Yaris picture and it's clear they just changed the color of the headlights and the fog light bit of the bumper

I think he’s trying to point out how aggressively bland it is

This Z4 is more show than go. Not even a V8. This build is for the prequel - Miffed Max: Weekend Warrior.

Going 300mph in a car built in a shed. Or, 331mph. Even if they had made that speed, does anyone really care? Who looks at Ferrari, Lamborghini, Bugatti, Koenigsegg...but would rather have one of these because of top speed? I suppose that customer is out there, but fuck them for having such shit supercar taste. 

So they wait for everyone to forget their news story and now admit they lied so they can get in a “we broke 300” story a second time? Hard pass on any claims coming out of SSC, not going to believe it if they told me they broke 60mph.

Nobody needs laws to protect popular, inoffensive speech.

The whole purpose of the federal First Amendment (at least as it pertains to speech) is that it protects speech that some people might find offensive. If the First Amendment only protected innocuous speech that everyone agreed with, we wouldn’t need the “free speech” portion of the First Amendment.

Woah!

Relatedly, with this design and at this price, what is the target market cross-shopping with this car? A Mustang? As a longtime fan of the 1- and 2-series, I’d take a Mustang over this, any day.

Yes, does this mean that BMW has already abandoned their idiotic new style, or will it remain on the cars with offroad pretensions?

They had iconic headlights design for decades. The daylights were head and shoulder above all the others that looked like stamped on christmas decorations. And now they just tossed it for this generic bland line. I just don’t get it.

100% with you. I only care about Koegnisegg and Pagani, anymore, and even Pagani is pushing my limits. Koenigsegg is just CvK finding ways to apply his incredible engineering ideas, and Pagani just makes absolutely gorgeous cars. I only just found out Lamborghini was even making the Sian. Up until I saw a picture of…

If they built the 500 mile range variant, would you buy it? Remember, it was nearing 200k.