The white space is a pop-down video ad that hasn’t loaded. Whether that’s from the site being broken or because of AdBlock not killing it correctly, IDK.

If this keeps up, I may just stop and actually get some work done.......

Dear Jalopnik and G/O Media in general,

It’s easy to say that in an era when 4 door sedans are blowing the doors off of Lamborghinis, but when the SLR McLaren came out, if you wanted a crazy fast car you sacrificed a lot of comfort and refinement to get it.

Also, the abreast seating in the front? (According to the gif)

And they also use beef as their logo.

If they weren’t meant to cook kebabs, they shouldn’t have put ‘Lamb’ right there in the name. 

Maybe those BMW nostrils aren’t helping...

This is about FOUR DOOR cars. Two doors are not expected to have roll-down windows in the back. A four-door is.

40. It says so.

This old trope?

Agreed, and also as a fellow designer, I blame a few things for the recent trends in WTF automotive design:

Guinness has officially stated that they were not there.

You’re being far too kind to SSC. They flat out lied about the involvement Dewetron in early press releases.

Summary, in XKCD form:

I can’t believe people have THIS much time to spend on trying to disagree with something posted on the web. Seriously, it’s asinine and really drives me insa......oh, wait.....

Neato! MB has put portal axles on the G-wagen, the E-class wagon, and now the EQC. At this point I think they should just have portal axles on the option list of every car they make. Right next to the check box for an upgraded audio system, just add a check box for portal axles. C-class? yes. CLA? yes. S-class? hell…

There are so many ads on this website now it’s unreadable.

Aren’t they about 3850lbs? Not light, but if 150lbs is 1 large poop for you, you may want to see a doctor.

These people need mental help, i cannot recall a single time I cried on the internet off topic about Obama.  Its not normal to act like this, this guys family should Baker Act him so he can get help