I’d rather give birth to a flaming porcupine than listen to Bob Costas.

I’m beginning to understand why countries break apart and civil wars happen, because I really, really don’t want to live in the same country as these people.

So nobody can ever talk about anything else except for Hillary????

Women of color are feminists and share when this happens, and some WWFs (woke white friends) do, too. That’s the basis for #sayhername. In the popular media, it’s all blonde, straight, middle-class, christian, white girls. In feminist social media, like twitter, etc, we get more representation of all kinds of women.

I think many athiests, this one included, realize how fucked up the Bible is—it, in fact, informs tour rejection of Christianity, leading to our rejection of Religion and deism as a whole.

The Bible is more fucked up than a *lot* of people realize.

STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME LIKE YOU AGAIN AFTER YOU WORKED WITH WOODY ALLEN, KSTEW.

As I recall, the people in Chicago cheered because they KNEW it would be a self-destructive shitshow that would endanger some of the greatest natural treasures the city had, all so the mayor at the time (Emanuel?) could come off looking more powerful.

As I read this, I’m reminded of when people actually cheered that Chicago lost their Olympics bid because they hated Obama so much. I wonder if they still feel the same now.

Doesn’t the lack of pants make shin guards a bit ineffectual? Like, why don’t they just shoot her in the upper leg and take her out?

We always have, if this is your yard stick.

So Michelle Obama went into the future to plagiarize a talking horse? I mean, she seems very capable so I wouldn’t say it’s beyond her abilities, but it doesn’t sound like the FLOTUS I know.

But he’s white! And rich! And has a [red hamburger meat looking] penis!

I’m beginning to think that Roger Ailes is a bit of an asshole.

EXACTLY. This is classic manbaby behavior, like a guy slowly devolving on Tinder because you don’t respond in 2 minutes.

I know Taylor swift is cringey as fuck but my god “DJ Adam Calvin Harris Wiles” is a high octane cocktail of uncool, and these faux-adult tweets r lame.

Why are we team “dude whining about his breakup with a famous person on a public platform?” He just sounds annoying.

I mean, he was going to massage parlors and cheating so it’s not like he’s got some moral highground. Unless the contract allowed him to cheat, who knows?

I initially read that as a string of attributes, so:

Jennifer Mayers is clearly Tomatoface or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself mow.