I initially read that as a string of attributes, so:

Jennifer Mayers is clearly Tomatoface or whatever the fuck he’s calling himself mow.

I think “less serious mysogninsts” is a really weird way of describing possible grope-stoppers. I am male and I would like to think that I could be deemed a little better than “less serious mysoginst.” Can I ever hope to be deemed a “minimal mysoginist”?

yes this is what I was thinking. I know at the festivals I’ve gone to there is plenty of this going on but I don’t know a single girl who reports it.

This. It’s a major problem at all European festivals, not just Bråvalla. Swedes report more rapes/sexual assaults in general and record them differently.

Post Baby!

yes, when I see the caliber of my local TSA agents, my homeland security fears are assuaged.

Or they can stop hiring people who can’t get jobs as greeters at Walmart.

“Passengers can call ahead of time to learn more about the screening process for their particular needs or medical situation.”

What in the ever-loving fuck is he saying? That she catapulted into fame by being cast next to Tom Cruise when he’s a 10 and she’s a 4.5?? I will punch this guy into next month.

It’s so fun fearing for our jobs!

A unicordiot

Try to at least use real English when making your racist commentary. One woman is spelled woman. Multiple of them are women. You hear things, you don’t here them.

This made me audibly sigh and frightened my cat.

You realize, I hope, that she’s just trying to promote her book?

I imagine Joe’s thought process on all this. “God damn Bernie! Get on with it already! Fine I’ll do it.”

Ugh, I used to love Sanders, but I think he’s being such a shit little white man and saying that Hillary basically has to adopt all of HIS policy platforms before he’ll endorse her. Ummm, bro, Hillary is way more qualified than you are to be President and just because she’s a woman doesn’t mean she can’t have her own…

Can we please get Uncle Joe as Hillary’s veep as well? He’s just such a lovable doofus, like a golden retriever.

I'm gonna miss him soooooo much.

No. It’s a shitty thing to say. Some people can’t even help it, sometimes it’s just genetics.