Well, what do you expect, some man’s potential supper was ruined! Tainted by teenage boy rape-sperm. Whereas the human victim... eh, they’ll be fine. Make ‘em marry the rapist. God will retroactively make that rape legitimate and everything will be sorted.

Also, he was convicted of 12 charges and only gets 18 years in jail for abusing those poor children??????

That can certainly be considered child abuse, but it no longer counts as a crime against the dog.

On a related note, here’s the most fucked up thing I’ve read in a long while. I’m reading Governor Bradford’s diary of the first twenty years of life in the Plymouth colony, and late in the book he relates one episode in which a teenage boy was caught sodomizing a farm animal. He eventually confessed to relations with…

She’s in a band called Good English. I hope it goes down in flames. (They probably will anyway. Haim rip-off shit, really boring stuff.)

oh dear god everyone run and hide from this comment section like your lives depend on it

I’m pretty surprised by it. Does no one else read the articles before they hit the front page? Lauren is also the one who did that story on the Peruvians and Bolivians eating frogs to extinction with that tacky shock photo—except the source NYT article said the frogs were being driven to extinction mostly by…

Really fucking sick of Jezebel, of all places, calling this bullshit “sex.”

Can you write an anonymous note??? A haiku? A limerick?

SO there’s a girl in my degree who has been in a number of my tutorials for the past several years. While I pride myself on being able to read people, she’s always been a source of frustration for me because I’ve never been able to tell if she was smart or not. Our professor once complimented her on one of her essays,…

Oh, good. American society is continuing to function as intended.

“A nearby surveillance camera shows multiple cars passing by the scene as Di Pietrantonio screamed for help. Monteleone notes that had someone stopped, her life might have been saved.”

I don’t know how to insert links into words on my phone, so it’s sort of a low-rent looking Dirt Bag:(

“paid up to $35,000 for seminars to learn about the billionaire’s real estate investment strategies”

Man, if I was Johnny Depp I'm not sure I'd even date without paperwork.

You are probably completely correct. I just wonder if maybe she had it all lined up but waited to file until his mother passed?

Getting a guilty client acquitted by actively concealing evidence of her crime would be bad lawyering by almost any metric.

No, they do, but it’s pretty rare because most lawyers aren’t looking to end their careers in a dumpster fire. I said it’s unlikely, not impossible.

If this shady af PI saw this misconduct in 2008, why is he only piping up 8 years later?

So, to be having sex with his client and actively working to conceal evidence of her crime, he would have to be literally the worst lawyer ever? I mean, it’s not completely implausible, but it seems pretty fucking unlikely. What’s the context for these papers being filed with the court? If it’s not a bar complaint…