Yeah, it’s better for her to suffer through increasingly painful back problems just so they can leer at a 16 year old.

When did Kevin Smith’s kid stop being a toddler? Stupid passage of time that’s dragging me along with it! That’s enough of me making a truly scary situation for anybody about me.

CAN YOU IMAGINE THEM KISSING EACH OTHER WITH THEIR BIG PILLOWY LIPS?!?!?

I bet he made an angry face for fun and then someone came up behind him and smacked him on the back.

Labrador Retriever Face. (LRF)

Personally, I like Resting Bitch Face. I’d take it any day over its alternative: Resting Grinning Idiot Face.

Well, now that it affects men...

But will they find a cure???

As far as Khloe’s father I’m going with the hairdresser Kris was also sleeping with.

FFS - stop with the calling women bitches.

“I sure hope — we’re in Bernie Sanders’ backyard here in New Hampshire — I sure hope he intends to show up in his neighboring state”...“There is nothing worse than a debate about debates.”

Can anything be used in place of the white chocolate?

hahahahahahahah this is so delicious i may skip lunch today.

I’m actually surprised he’s being that magnanimous.

Is any of this a surprise? I could see him getting decked and then going "Did you see how I punched that loser's hand with my face? I'm awesome!"

Yeah it’s an important victory but more on a symbolic level, in the sense that the times are changing and parliaments now include not just women but women with babies who breastfeed and it’s not something exotic or inconvenient or shameful. But I also can’t think of anyone who would actually breastfeed in Parliament,…

This is classic playground talk taken to its most extreme.

Trump won. He barely did any actual work and still beat out people who did.

Thank goodness humans don’t have to lick their babies clean like cats.

It’s the waxy coating: they’re little cheesy creatures that are blue, shriveled and slug-like. They don’t get cute for a few months at least and even then...