It’s going to be

HULK NEEDS FOOD BADLY

Avengers: The Search For More Money

Because sad endings suck

The fact that they all died at the end felt contrived af.

I would have liked a more ambiguous ending, maybe stealing an imperial ship or having a damaged rebel ship pick them up. You could then set it up with it crashing on scariff at the edge of the blast wave so there is an ambiguity to the if they survived question.

Maybe a final shot of them sitting in a small cafe. And C-3PO would happen to see them and just nod knowingly.

You clicked on an article called Jake Peavy Had a Truly Terrible Year, and you’re mad that the contents of the article describe how Jake Peavy had a truly terrible year.

*takes an extreme sip of whey protein shake*

Rest in Pizza-Pizza

I always thought Dune was more or less an analogy for the behaviour of various powers in the Middle East. Arrakis is the ME. Spice is the resource that everyone wants, oil. The fremen are the Arabs resisting exploitation. The Bene Gesserit represent the Catholic Church. The Emperor is the US and the Harkonens are the…

*rubs piece of carpet fiber in his fingers* - “It’s Patriots fans...”

THEY STAYED AT THE WROHNG HOTEL!

I can’t wait for the Mark Wahlberg film.

#TimeCopLivesMatter

What’s your halfcourt form look like?

@Hatey McLife: +1

@Dashiell Bennett: and AJ thought mine was bad

She's been a big Redskins fan ever since Sitting Bull started sport fucking her back in the day.