I think Jamie Moyer is the biggest stretch of any professional athlete who portrayed a professional athlete.

Hey, Tom, if you could murder Hawk Harrelson in a way you found tasteful and aesthetically pleasing, how would you do it?

Dropped Rouge Baton Leaves Participants Underwater.

You forgot GaryOaklandAthletics. For. Fucking. Shame.

I agree. I just feel like everyone is just coming up with a thousand new ways to beat a dead horse.

I will never be pulled out the grays because I don’t jump on the bash train but I thought it was an alright film. Not a wonderland but not a bag of trash like every one else is saying. I’ve never see so many people on a website walk around like their own fucking egos have been bruised. Seriously, the io9 crowd has…

I love you.

I don’t think that you need to “teach” people why a certain form of entertainment is bad. That’s comes off as callous and incredibly pretentious. I’d agree with you that healthy banter about it is good.

I’m also with you. It wasn’t great but it wasn’t a putrid pile of trash. It was a highly watchable popcorn movie that had some writing and pacing issues. Like you, I thought the extended version was better and fleshed out more redeemable qualities about the protagonists.

Agreed.

I hate to say it but I feel like the entire io9 board does the same thing about all things DC. “WE WANT IT OUR WAY AND NO ONE ELSES. EVERYONE ELSE IS SCREWING WITH THIS STUFF AND WE ONLY WANT TO SEE IT OUR WAY BECAUSE IT IS CLEARLY THE BEST AND ONLY WAY THAT IT SHOULD BE PRESENTED.”

Just the tip.

Still fucking you. Can’t stop. Won’t stop.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! GO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF! IF YOU DON’T DO IT I WILL DO IT FOR YOU!

“Would you like to come and experience a fish fry with me? Then I can show you that I’m still in the larva stage of my development. I won’t have full fledged wings or mandibles until the 2019 season.”

“Al Harris, I’m glad to see you going back to school to get your Mass Communications degree.”

That picture also proves that there really isn’t anything worth shopping for at a TJ Maxx.