As someone who has frequented Cigars and Stripes, I can seriously vouch for the chicken wings.

Ask any football writer—the beat guys, not the draftheads—what sort of coverage they hate the most, and they’ll tell you it’s ... Any written or photo accounts of Peter King defecating into a typewriter or empty bag of Skittles.

You guys forgot the Pendulumic Stance S1+, which are just gee-golly great.

Hayne preferred the "lifestyle" in San Francisco over Detroit, which is probably the right decision for a guy coming from Australia.

With all of that garbage on the road the only thing missing is a crying Native American Indian to complete the scene.

Looks like someone uploaded the Rob Bironas program into the automated snow plow.

Everything old is new again.

At least Del Rio's running theme was better than Greg Schiano's which was Team Unity Through MRSA

Most actors call this the Peter Jackson effect.

''Without these things being corrected, I don't think basketball will be something I can even do.''

It is long rumored that Frank Gifford left a tribute for Howard Cosell in the soupy depths of his toilet bowl.

+1 You magnificent bastard

If you go down to Hallas Hall today
You'll meet a dysfunctional team of lies.
If you pick up a Chicago Sun Times today
You'll read of this teams demise.

This comes up when you Google his name, however the actual Wiki page has changed.

+1 I can't say enough good things about this post.

I just took a shit next to a dude in my office building that was wearing sandals. I'm on the third floor. Not like this guy just walked in. Plus it's Frozen butthole cold out there. What's your hot take?

Oh for the love of Chris Henry, somebody stop that truck.

Here's another thing to consider, Konerko isn't really off the books per say. His previous arrangement had the team paying him $1 million per year till 2020. Last years $2.5 mil salary had payment of $1.5 million and the last $1 mil is to be paid in 2021.

+1 I just can't quit you.

+1 You are killing lately.