Isn't this guy also the dude from the DirectTV commercial with the giraffe?

I worked in a pet shop for 10 years. Part of my time was in high school, some in college. When I finally got a full time job, I decided to get some part time hours at the pet shop to help supplement my income by working weekends and some evenings.

You're a monster. A fucking monster.

"This Biff is too long."

"We had a great crowd last night, and I was kind of hoping we'd have another great crowd tonight, and we really didn't."

+1

He's tweeting coupon codes to help you purchase milk from Walgreens. However, it only works if you pay by check.

The face making timeline is eerily similar to the night I stayed up to watch the entire 2000 Presidential Election.

I expect this type of crazy homeless person behavior at my local library not on the baseball diamond.

Marchman, did you grow up in the Chicago area? I've read some of your White Sox pieces, which leads me to believe that you did and still live around here.

+1

+1 Power moves

I told Scott Stapp that his last album gave my ears a period and that was the end of that chapter.

Why not? Would you rather deal with the ramifications of a bad deal? You don't need to be cutthroat but clearly, you don't want to be left holding the bag. Sometimes playing a little tough can be a great equalizer.

"I didn't mean to insinuate –- I know you're not Chinese," Warthen said. He paused. "I thought it was a pretty good joke, though."

Oddly, I remember my uncle doing this same routine after he came back from Vietnam.

+1

Obnoxious Man People Actively Avoid Is Everywhere, Unavoidable.

Pictured: Man I never want to talk to.