I used to carry a Benchmade Emissary 470 until I lost it hiking. How did I lose it? I thought that the clip was secure enough to my shorts while climbing up Breakneck Ridge. Very dumb. These days I rotate between a Funxion EMT and a CRKT M16-13zLEK. While the CRKT is nice and slim, the Funxion does less to tear up…

Why not? Would you rather deal with the ramifications of a bad deal? You don't need to be cutthroat but clearly, you don't want to be left holding the bag. Sometimes playing a little tough can be a great equalizer.

"I didn't mean to insinuate –- I know you're not Chinese," Warthen said. He paused. "I thought it was a pretty good joke, though."

Oddly, I remember my uncle doing this same routine after he came back from Vietnam.

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Obnoxious Man People Actively Avoid Is Everywhere, Unavoidable.

Pictured: Man I never want to talk to.

Not enough animated gif, obviously.

Pictured: Rodger Goodell taking time out of his schedule to enjoy a Brach's mint.

Meanwhile, a cardboard cut out of Mr. Belvedere has finally made it's way from an ABC storage shed and into a dumpster.

"He deserves better than having food thrown at him as he's carted off a field. All players deserve better than that. Christ, stupid asshole already ate 65 hot dogs. Why the hell else would he need anything else to eat?"

I hope this story is true. I'd hate to antitrust Sherman after this act.

Bess later told the media that culmination of his problems resulted in a psychotic break. The final straw? When Brown's management told him to move his problems across the street, wait in line and take a number with the rest of the city.

Finally, a set up for Monday night football where the nation will get to experience hot, blustery and raw Gruden on Gruden action.

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Now we are just arguing semimantics.

She did shoot Mr. Burns, you know.

Tell that to my degree.

You don't need to be a doctor to see trumpets of diabetes blaring.