"I didn't mean to insinuate –- I know you're not Chinese," Warthen said. He paused. "I thought it was a pretty good joke, though."

Oddly, I remember my uncle doing this same routine after he came back from Vietnam.

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Obnoxious Man People Actively Avoid Is Everywhere, Unavoidable.

Pictured: Man I never want to talk to.

Not enough animated gif, obviously.

Pictured: Rodger Goodell taking time out of his schedule to enjoy a Brach's mint.

Meanwhile, a cardboard cut out of Mr. Belvedere has finally made it's way from an ABC storage shed and into a dumpster.

"He deserves better than having food thrown at him as he's carted off a field. All players deserve better than that. Christ, stupid asshole already ate 65 hot dogs. Why the hell else would he need anything else to eat?"

I hope this story is true. I'd hate to antitrust Sherman after this act.

Bess later told the media that culmination of his problems resulted in a psychotic break. The final straw? When Brown's management told him to move his problems across the street, wait in line and take a number with the rest of the city.

Finally, a set up for Monday night football where the nation will get to experience hot, blustery and raw Gruden on Gruden action.

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Tell that to my degree.

You don't need to be a doctor to see trumpets of diabetes blaring.

As I tell my special education students, "Hey, whatever get's you off."

For what it's worth, I find a lot of straight sexual practices disgusting, too.

Ray Guys and Dolls.

This is Scott Van Pelt's new trick to pick up women, with the decoder ring only available at his apartment.