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+1 laughing into my tie

Where are you living currently? Have you thought about Lincoln Square at all? That area is pretty nice as well.

Chris Young’s Hustle Earns Him A DL Trip while Nyjer Morgan's Flow Keeps his Myspace page active.

+1 dying

Pictured Left: Faux-Keith Olberman and Faux-Mark Zuckerberg discuss the merits of the real Paris Hilton versus the Faux-Paris Hilton seated to their immediate right.

"Fingers crossed, prayers mumbled fast and furious, the Yankees wonder if they've taken their first step into an unthinkable place called the post-Rivera era."

Testing this new shit out DUAN:

When I write you from prison, you will know how things turned out.

The worst part is that I used to date the girl who is now dating this guy. She's a really nice chick, very pretty but has done a piss poor job of finding 'decent' chaps. She goes out one night in the city and finds this dude. He's much younger than she is as he just finished his undergrad and she's close to 30. That…

No, you are 100% correct on this. My friend just got this new boyfriend who says he is a 'humorist' and writes shit. Occasionally he tries this crap out on me and my friends. God, is it so fucking awkward when he hit his punch line and you're just standing there, staring right fucking through him, wanting to reach…

It is a shame that such talent is wasted taking the easy way out and lowering your professional standards instead of showing truly what you have become. I wonder what your parents think of your writing style. I feel sorry for them.

Dagohhhno!

What field are you looking for work in?

I shouldn't have had those donuts earlier, that BBQ beef sandwich around dinner and that whole Jack's frozen pizza just now. I'm going to be shitting in my father's casket around 5 in the morning. I regret nothing.

Who is still up and works either legal or HR? I have a some questions about killing out someones candidacy based on a background check coming back stating they are a known felon.

You never fail to impress.

"This is the smartest thing ESPN has ever done, and they almost certainly did it so that they could turn Gruden into a standalone brand"

Always Praises God Athlete You Just Can't Stand DUAN