I loved it +1

You win. +1

" ... you don't have to worry about me jumping off a ledge or driving my car off a cliff,"

Of course, there's also the "babe" factor.

I understand your pain. I delivered in Bloomington-Normal for about all of two months in a college town. I delivered a pizza to a kid one night. Said I was late but I was indeed on-time. 4 of his friends came up to the door and asked me if I was calling their friend a liar. I said, no. He said how much. I said $19.95.…

... Oh, I follow.

I believe it's called Graboid.

They are fantastic in concert and because Cake fans are subdued, it ends up being the most polite concert in the world.

I don't know where you are at in Dubai but if you but if you ever get a chance to hit up a small place called the Jumeriah Falcon (sp?) it is fantastic. I couldn't get enough of the shawarma and the fruit smoothies. They actually layer that shit out there. It's not just a mix but a carefully crafted delight. God, I…

I noticed that when I went to Dubai and Oman - BK does deliver. I found that to be the strangest part of the trip.

As someone who has been relegated to lurker status, I'm honestly really sorry to hear that. That's horrible to hear.

Chortled. +1

"The crafty white guy with good hands."

Bravo. +1

Thank you for this. +1

Hey fellas, just wanted to pop in and say hi. I've been pretty absent for the last 5 months. Just wanted to say things are great. I got a new girlfriend and I started smoking a lot more pot. Things are amazing. How are all of you?

Yes, certainly a fan, however my date at the theater was not.

I just pissed my pantsuit. +1

"We're not going to let what one individual did destroy the reputation of this university ... instead it will be the collective sum of all of your follies"

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