Ohhh hey there friends. Hows the DUAN night going?

Pictured: Competitive eater David 'Fat' Fatterson reacts to Old Country Buffet management decision to compile a menu that avoids giving consumers Insta-Diabetes.

Pictured: Promo Card for up and coming straight to DVD release - American Pie: Gulag Nights

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Pictured: Buzz Aldrin begins his transformation after accidental exposure to Gama radiation

Thank you kind sir!

Bro. I think this pizza is going to give me the shits. No kidding. Sweet jesus this is terrible.

Water, weed and a thin crust crap pizza called Orrys

HAHAHA! Thank you so much for that. U'm glad to hear that I wasn't the only one who had this issue.

"It's garbage and it's rubbish and it's not true! It's garbage!"

"Milton Bradley is like sex with your sister - you know it's ultimately a bad idea and eventually your just waiting for your friends to find you in the police blotter."

Friends of P by the Rentals. I love that song, makes me want to dance.

LeBron James Made Rajon Rondo Do A Somersault

mmmhhhmmmmm.

Ray Romano is looking awfully tan these days.

Naperville, IL is about 10 mile from me. Worst cops in the world.

Nothing really screams, core my vagina in an Olive Garden bathroom like a lucite heel, does it?

I only bring out these "fuck me pumps" once a month and I'll be damned if they're not going to do as advertised tonight.

Sorry buddy. Grab a cold one and we can chat a while.

I don't want to agree with that statement just yet but there is no denying that there is blood in the water and the sharks will be circling the rest of the AL Central teams soon.