I kind of went over this with Dr. Telemundo today but here's my query ...

Who's all here tonight? I've got some serious questions for the married folk.

The man or the airport?

" ... the leaking of scores has been tradition for a few years now."

" ... the leaking of scores has been tradition for a few years now."

"I remember the taste of blood and my face and left shoulder throbbing with pain. I asked my dad if we had won. He said yes."

+1 amazing

+1 Leonard Lowe

No one gets excited for the Nets. I'm speculating that he got all shaketastic over finding an onion ring in his order of fries.

The NFL is "suggesting" potential top picks not attend the NFL draft next month, and promising to recreate the experience for them.

Yeah, those lumps on my tongue apparently have nothing to do with Halitosis either. Just another big fuck you from Big Pharma.

The first car that I was allowed to drive a 1995 Hunter Green Ford Windstar ... years later we would get a 1999 that was midnight blue. The first time I ever had sex without a condom was in the back seat of that car - Y'r Welcome.

... check your PM. I have a PDF of my urologist results. There's ummm ... something you should see.

The worst place I ever had sex was: The front seat of my ex-girlfriends 1996 Honda Accord (She was 6 foot tall and on top)

1. Murphy's Stout

Ewoks: The Caravan of Courage.

I watched a fat Mexican chick battle it out with a small black girl in high school. It was ... awful. The big ones name was Fat Rosa, I can't even remember who the other chick was. I saw slapping, punching and then two people rolling around on the ground. Disgusting.

"I've always been a Gordon Bombay guy."

All of this bedlam over the elimination of the black taco from an already incredible menu at value prices. Unbelievable.

+1 hearty laugh