"They're not substitutes for actual sports, and should not be treated as such."

Stuart Scott is undergoing chemo.

@UweBollocks: Oh and not to mention I'm 28 and I'm still acting like a college kid.

@UweBollocks: I spent my Saturday night participating in a team case race. What was supposed to be a leisurely romp through 12 cans of beer over 5 hours became a jam-everything-down-your-throat-in-an-hour fest.

@IronMikeGallego: I remember being so disappointed as a kid seeing that movie. I discovered the original when I got my first VCR back in 6th grade. Then I saw the second one ... and I needed a shower it was so bad.

@Telemundo:

@IronMikeGallego: why ...

@Always Winning: I need to subscribe to your newsletter.

@Telemundo: I beginning to think it's a wasted effort but I haven't given up all hope yet. I'll just keep showing them how insightful I can be by pretending to not jerk off at every 5th post.

@Telemundo: 18 Hole Jihad.

@PolkPanther: You got a chuckle from me.

@FatNakedMoleRat: If you took a poll I bet you'd find most people believe Subaru is an Australian car company.

@JohnnyDrinky: I did see that and I started laughing. At least you didn't get wrapped up in an awkward conversation about a dead gay porn star. My vampire joke totally backfired.

@ursa: That's really fucked up, I was just about to say the same thing until I saw your post. I've never been to Hamilton but I met these to dudes from there when I saw a Blue Jays game at the Rogers Center about 4 years ago. Awesome guys and they kept crying about how they don't get any love from the NHL. Felt bad…

@Prick Top: Thank you! God, she plays the same damn character over and over. Hi! I'm quirky and neurotic. Fuck you.

@FavreFAIL: May your commenting ability never get dimmer.

@slater: My god, I had this too.

"You see this on my neck?"

@sweatingmullets: Fantastic.

@ursa: I use it for recruiting purposes mainly. It's a great tool for people like me to find IT guys that might be willing to leave their current employer.