"Blackburn's chicken people are still working their way through a list of players that could make for decent marquee signing"

@Body By Bacardi: Funny, I'm more of a Jeff Dunham guy myself.

@Ron_Artesticular_Fortitude: Good lord.

@The_International_Poise_Conspi...: I know I couldn't. My britches were soaked before the acoustic guitar could come out.

@MarkKelsosMigraine:

I imagine if Nell had an estranged sister who spoke coherent English but had no one to speak to it would be similar to this.

@Telemundo: I tried to send you a PM and me thinks it didn't work .... hrmmmmm.

@Telemundo: Tell me lies tell me sweet little lies ...

@tastes_like_burning: Poof!

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: You win. I can't stop laughing at this.

That's right, I'm a fantasy football winner! Long gone the days of masturbating for money. Now if you excuse me I'm off to go purchase that box set of Jock Jams I've been hearing so much about.

"Novitzky is running an old con on a grand scale"

Shame that "Hanging with Jonathan Brandis" never made it to print.

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: "I personally don't think they can get by Boston."

"I personally don't think they can get by Boston."

"Is there anything more exciting than a coach losing his job?"

@SavetoFavorites: And hearts for you.

"But for some sitting slumped at home or in a cubicle, it became mid-afternoon fodder as they fought post-lunch fatigue hundreds of miles away from a family grieving."

@Hurricane_Ditka: Alloverbutthesharting

@tastes_like_burning: Give him time to adjust, transition period can take a while. If you picked up a bottle of stress reliever like Prime by Seachem that's another good product to place in there.