I know. All those organs getting squished into a giant meatball!

can we please stop this “waist training” bullshit and just call them corsets, which is what they fucking are?

He said something about her having an entourage, which everyone else who’s worked with her says she doesn’t.

I think we’re all missing the most offensive bit of what he said, which is that Adam Levine is a film actor capable of self analysis.

.....If only Keira would faceplant while accepting her Oscar....you know, to be “relatable”.....

Aggressive whataboutery just makes me want to shake the hell out of people. I can not want anyone getting shot perfectly well, Rainn Wilson.

Yeah, I'm posting this on every Amber Heard update. Deal with it.

This ad is under the article about the Depp-Heard divorce (on my end anyway), and I find it extremely appropriate.

Gonna have to start calling him Lyga.

I feel like hanging out with Reese and Shailene would be like the social equivalent of having to watch a yogurt commercial where a woman is giggling and lounging all over on repeat for like 3 hours and they’d for sure ask you if you thought you should really be having another when you desperately try to flag down the…

So, you’re not saying it’s Kristin Stewart, but it’s Kristin Stewart.

your honor, he thinks the jack sparrow accent is arousing.

Your honor, he wants to finger me with all his rings on.

Your honor, my husband is being owned by a dickensian Australian politician.

is skeeviness grounds for divorce? cokebloat? guyliner?

NO PRENUP!!

Gorgeous house, just gorgeous. I love driving through the neighborhoods of the Rock Creek Park area; they are all amazing. That Kelly woman is an idiot, though. No fucking way is the Secret Service going to allow a former President to move into a struggling DC neighborhood, even if he wanted to (and really, why would…

So she’s saying the rich black family shouldn’t live in a nice neighborhood?