I once brought a carton of Munchkins In for my coworkers.

If you play it backwards it says “I’m coming for you, Kim”.

And then Taylor Swift will write another song about how everyone is mean to her. And the cycle continues.

Finally!

And pets! Cabinet doors are the only thing keeping my Hell Cat from spending all day playing with steak knives.

Can’t make this shitlap up

Bonus points if there’s a “…and they lived happily ever after” or “Always kiss me goodnight” above the bed.

Since then, though, the film has shown in theaters all over the United States and Canada, to breathless audiences who see Wakefield as a personal savior and believe the government is engaged in a vast coverup of the fictional autism-MMR link.

We all knew Aaron Rodgers could throw a football. Now we know, he can also throw shade.

I think Aaron’s problem with his brother has to do with the fact that a grown man should not be putting blonde highlights in his hair

MOM’S BACK

I look like bad babe witch and who lives in a picturesque beach cabin on a lake and youll have to wait to take my maxi dresses from my cold dead body because it’s my look for life. Fuck legs, twirling around FOREVER.

You guys, it is so fucking hot in Chicago right now you can get dehydrated by just looking outside. These teens have no chance.

I’m not receptive to this idea because whether schooling works for parents isn’t the point. The point is to educate children. And given the relatively short shrift paid to what her children get out of this arraignment (they socialize fine! If they dont want to be inside, they don't have to be!) I think the focus is in…

A bunch of supervised field trips to various museums and nature trails with a bunch of clingy moms around isn’t remotely the same in terms of developing social skills as actually being largely on your own with your peers every day and having to learn to form and maintain social relationships. Which is why so many…

Didn’t we learn anything from Leave It To Beaver: Season 3, Episode 6 “Beaver Takes a Walk?”

The downstairs unit on my central air hasn’t been working, so I had the repair guy out today. Turns out the fan coil has frozen. He has suggested I not run it cooler than 70 degrees. I nearly peed myself laughing. I like to think I make up for all the electricity I use keeping my room cold in the summer with the fact…

‘Now, we finally can see what Hitomi did right before it died.’

Whatever FDA...