Turner?

Counterpoint: Deadspin doesn’t have too much soccer, but Deadspin soccer posts could each be approximately 80% shorter. Someone get Billy an editor.

This is the best take this site has ever had. EVER.

God DAMN, Aaron. That was bleak. I felt like I had just come down off a Werner Herzog binge after reading the comment.

Damn. Arthur and Aaron brought the fucking PAIN with their submissions. I simultaneously tip my cap and back away quickly for fear of getting punched in the face.

Chip’s waiting until the Titans O-line gets Mariota juuuuuust maimed enough for the NFL QB Scratch ‘n Dent bin.

“And fuck you too Drew for the 2015 edition. You look like a more effeminate version of Daryl Hall.”