Right here haters....right here. The Champs are Here!!!

I agreed with the first part, then I read the second sentence. It completely captures the attitude that makes everybody despise Boston sports fans. Giving you a +1 for more exposure.

Well, Tom, if you can think of a better term to describe songs from The Sound Of Music, I'd sure like to hear it.

She hopped on the sticks like he was going to take it easy.

I laughed. (BTW, I'm fat.)

Not really ready to tell a guy getting cheated on how he should express his anger...

Thanks, wouldn't have gotten that otherwise....

And like most assaults in Brooklyn, no one was there to witness it.

Stories like these completely justify Facebook. You literally get a timeline of your classmates' lives without having to interact with (read: punch) them.