Breakfast, you mean.

This was magnificent.

Clearly designed by people who probably haven’t listened to enough conversations involving non-college educated people.   

“Stop looking for messiahs.”

“According to Heimlich in the Times and his family in the Tribune, they took the deal because the lawyer told them things would go back to normal in five years, when his records would be sealed.”

Way to make the counterpoint to an argument that no one had made. Solid work, hero.

Show us where he’s kidding himself.

If it makes you feel any better, I didn’t read your post to mean that there’s only racism and xenophobia in Korea and Japan. I don’t know why the smartest posters on the thread have trouble seeing that, but I didn’t.

Giuliani is (literally) the old partner who hasn’t actually practiced law in decades who thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room and totally has an AMAZING argument that’s gonna win the case all by itself. 

He makes Jared Kushner sound like Barry White.

Yeah, as soon as we hook old boy up with $71,000, we’ll have that conversation. Now chip in and pass the plate, please.

“Alex Michael Ramos” self describes at Puerto Rican, just so y’all know.

Normally I don’t agree with anything Haisley writes, but if there’s a person who knows terrible boners, he’s our guy!

“Equal Employment Opportunity Commission issued the rare finding, in June 2017, that there was ‘reasonable cause to believe’”

If you listen carefully, you can hear him tell his coach that he’s Luke Skywalking on these haters to home base.

Is any human ever going to explain to Dolores and the other hosts who are hell bent on “revenge” that the humans who visited the park believed that their (the humans’) action were harmless? Unless you’re going to tell me that slide tackling Angel Di Maria from behind in FIFA 18 actually has a negative effect on the…

ROASTED!

Hot taek: I’m sorta, kinda okay with this and here’s why.

It amazes me to think that people are routinely betting on matches featuring players outside of the top 25 and not in major tournaments. You’re either an addict or you’ve reason to believe the match is fixed.

Sorry, but it needs to be pointed out that “fit” is a relative term, and a lot of women I know, especially those in my triathlon group, would hardly call her fit. Significantly, they’d neither call her fat nor shame her in anyway.