Tom Thibodeau is entering the “wait, why does everyone think this guy is such a good coach again?” planetary system, and I, for one, am glad that Jeff Fisher will finally have some more company.

Were either of these funny in your head?

Carli Lloyd is an asshole and I hope her team folds.

I think he’s fine as is. Also, I meant to post this about 3 months ago...honest.

Bahahahahahahah! You don’t know many lawyers, do ya...?

Ronaldo has scored 23 times when his team was losing in the Champion’s League. Messi has scored 4 times when his team was losing in the Champion’s League. But sure, Billy, you’ve got a great point about this video you’ve found on the Twitter.

You deserve a long life with no happiness.

OBJ and Dez Bryant seems a really, really potent combo...

That’s a little harsh toward dial tones...

I think you mean defense lawyers, and sadly, juries each that type of shit up.

Who said they weren’t? Read often...?

I honestly doubt it, if for no other reason than every poor White Trump loving West Virginian, and the like, have some bullshit doctor’s note that provides them disability. I guarantee most people dramatically underestimate the size of that population.

And here I thought Ronaldo was the best nutmegging queen from Portugal...

“Which really shouldn’t have been the case, because Roma’s chances were always much stronger than City’s.”

“Her assertion that she will allow fingertip sticks or urine tests means nothing. You can’t get much blood from a fingertip stick and blood testing is more reliable than urine testing for most substances.”

I appreciate Player 3's nuanced appreciation for the situation and coach, but let’t be clear: ‘Oh, I don’t want to sit next to him because I’ll get Ebola.’ is a some Trump-esque shit.

That’s just terrible.

Anyone working for Deadspin who suggested that Ronaldo couldn’t dunk should be suspended for 2 weeks.

“You just want to live.”

The only part of this shit that annoys me is the player and UVA coach declaring that no one should say nigger (or nigga).