“It’s considered proper etiquette to apologize for being the beneficiary of a fluke like that.”

Maybe he just doesn’t like white critics. I mean, all those critics are white, right?

The “conversation” around this case is bullshit. If you hate Uber, then of course they’re culpable and irresponsible and blah blah blah.

1: That’s not a reasonable inference, and I know a bunch of gymnast who disagree with you.

“Alternately, the federal government could decide that the law means any school pay for male athletes would have to be matched by pay for female athletes, in which case dumping amateurism would effectively introduce a dollar-for-dollar tax on men’s sports salaries that would be a boon for women.”

This reaction in people is pathetic. Even members of marginalized groups can be evil motherfuckers. You’re not deep just because you’ve decided it was “complicated” simply because the situation has caused you cognitive dissonance; you’re just a self-centered asshole with a poor understanding of morality and ethics.

He’s no Matic tho...

“because the tears of Nolanites are always reinvogarating...”

Dude is 31 years old! I’m 32 and my knees will be sore tomorrow from having watched that reply one too many times.

“who, if you looked at it closely, had not accomplished so much more in the ring than their Ricky”

Jordan Clarkson is from Florida so he does Florida man stuff, that’s all. I’m just surprised he was still wearing shorts when it happened.

“OK, fine...but why would it take 5 days to come out with this statement?” - Okay, there’s a question.

No shit, Sherlock, but it really doesn’t address the OP’s point.

This is a dramatically stupid retort.

Counterpoint: if everyone featured in or to have ever watched a Celtics tribute video died a slow, painful, humiliating death, the world would be a better place. Maybe this is the first (painfully awkward and slow) step in that direction.

A dick wanting a bigger dick is probably the most meta story I’ll read all day.

He’s a sports writer writing about an athlete’s performance...in a sport. You’re on a sports website. You’re reading the comment section of said sports website.

You should consider her answer being a mystery and it not satisfying the author are not synonymous. I mean, it can be both not a big mystery and still not satisfy the author.

He means that the future of American men’s tennis doesn’t have to look like a band of sulky MAGA types.