#davidcotton

You can search a bag because it’s abandoned property (no privacy interest) and, ostensibly, to discover its true owner. If you see evidence of a crime, you get to search further. Searching an abandoned bag is par for the course.

“she left behind a personal item that was later picked up and reported to our police department by our employees. Upon examining the item, they found traces of a substance that was later identified as a narcotic.”

Fuck Andrew Luck, if for no other reason than wonderboy seemingly wasn’t smart enough to realize that you can turn off a smart phone or even disconnect its internet.

Unfeeling? I have feelings, Kyle Bird. I feel terrible for the women he’s assaulted and I feel like the world will be a better and safer place without people like Bush around. I feel both of those things very, very intensely.

I hope the creepy old fucker dies soon and when they have his moment of silence, I’ll be delightfully whistling “Nananana Hey hey hey goodbye.”

Yeah, but for every Chris Weber, there’s a Ricky Roe and the re-sell on tractors ain’t what it use to be, brother!

See you, guys, this is why Jordan was the GOAT. Jordan would have asked who the hell Markkanen was and then paid Charles Oakley a couple grand to shoot out the windows of Markkanen’s mother’s house, just to send a message...while they were on the same team.

Two bad pitches and half the city has turned its attention to the Rockets. Houston is a cesspool.  

“An Italian hadn’t won the race in 22 years.”

So he was penalized Verstappen over the line?

The fact that you look at it as “ghost(ing) Tiger” rather sticking up for Elin speaks volumes. I mean shit, dude, if I find out that one of my friend’s husband cheats on and humiliates her, guess what: I’m not talking to the douche bag anymore. You’re what’s wrong with society.

“I remember searching for the video of Zach Randolph airballing a three-pointer while on the Knicks, and I couldn’t find the actual game footage. It had been scrubbed. That the Yi video is hard to find isn’t necessarily damning. I’ve searched for it, and couldn’t find it either, but similar to the Randolph video, it…

Well, in fairness to him, he’s not in Air Force, so it’s not exactly like he can see the lines separating the countries when he flies overhead.

You ever wikipedia someone hoping to find shit that justifies your extreme distaste for that person and then get way more than you bargained for?

“It was like we were being invaded by an army.”

New plan: we need to start capping the children of past Ballon d’Or winners. Ronaldo’s kid is half American. Nedvěd has a couple of kids. Shevchenko might be a tough sale, but it’s worth a shot. This is our best chance.

His father was not amused:

Slowly realizing that there are a royal fuck ton of logos I don’t properly see...

Geoff Cameron deserved better than watching sleeper cell Omar Gonzalez bumble fuck through another awe inspiringly bad performance. If he shanks Omar (or wonder bra promoter Bruce Arena) on the way home, I wouldn’t hold it against him.