Fuck that noise.

Cocaine.

I find this delightful and hilarious that Giles Barnes, who couldn’t cut it in English football, get even properly pissed (drunk) and start a fight at a U.K. themed pub in Disney World.

“However, I still wanna see Geno Auriemma coach an NBA team.”

“Javier Tebas, the president of the league, said no way. Barcelona, meanwhile, has argued that there are precedents they could use, such as the fact that AS Monaco competes in the French League even though they are an independent principality.”

Real? LOL, no way this is real...

I believe the sentencing guidelines considers 80 years to be about 1 semester at Auburn, so even if he does get the max...

The parts rescinded refer to the process a school follows. The process is used to determine if someone is a sexual assault survivor, as far as the school is concerned.

THAT’S NOT HOW SELECTION BIAS WORKS YOURE BOTH WRONG OH MY FUCKING GAWD I HOPE SOMEONE DROPS A NUKE THAT KILLS US ALL.

For all the weekend warriors: get a smaller, heavier racquet and come to the net. No, you don’t get to contort your arm and take big generous cuts at the ball which tric* ahem* “show” you how big and strong (like ox) you are as often, but it throws most people at your level off, and wouldn’t you know it, they can’t…

Dwight should retire and travel the country hustling carnival workers at the “Guess My Age” game.

Cum and take it.

“For someone to repeatedly do such a thing ... it’s uncharted unsharted territory for me.”

But doesn’t this open a scholarship spot or some bullshit like that?

Bale was 7-9 yards behind the defender when the ball was played, both their hips were already turned towards goal, Bale beat him to ball despite coming from slightly outside of the ball’s path, and Bale still managed the sweet little chip.

Byrd scored it 10-8 for the Cheerleader.

Do you realize that he “served his term of punishment” only because his “punishment” was entirely too short in the first fucking place. In 2017, how does someone even still make this type of argument?!?

The “Michael Bradley is terrible” hot take has always mystified me. A club like Roma doesn’t use a foreign player roster spot on a “terrible” 26 year old midfielder - from the US, no less - anddddd start the guy in a Coppa Italia final against a rival.

I don’t understand this at all. I mean, you share a locker room with one of the world’s greatest fully body waxing athletes of all time and don’t even bother to ask him for a few tips. The gulf between Spanish and Portuguese isn’t that wide...

SUBMISSIONS FOR “WHY YOUR TEAM SUCKS” ARE CLOSED, SIR. Good.day.