Famous female Russian athlete shits on Black American female athlete? No way...

Anyone who learned another language in life after their primary language will tell you: that shit happens and sometimes very unexpectedly.

You’re making too broad a generalization about protected classes and how the law should and does treat them. The law should draw a distinction between protected classes depending on the nature of the class. I don’t doubt that people are born queer (this is the proper nomenclature, no?). BUT. I think a reasonable…

This is terrible internet logic close to it’s very worst.

It’s fucked up, but I lost all sympathy I could have had for you after you announced that you’re a Patriots fan.

That’s why she dumped your sorry Nazi-ass, Jake.  

Former teacher here.

The tie-breaker format favoured Williams. Kvitova looked more likely to break Williams over a game than the other way around.

“She would love to possibly attend the Bazaar Icons party.”

FACT: Rick Smith is the most expensive “See, I’m not racist” entity in sports history.

It’s almost as though Gary Sanchez thought that he might be justified in dishing out a few cheap shots after, ya know, a guy got mad at him (Gary) for doing his job and so he hit him (Gary) with baseball.

Only to people who don’t know the meaning of “integrity.” Self-righteousness is a weak look, sucker.

She got hit with 2 piece!

Hella ghost writers, bro.

Life lessons: if you do something so stupid that professional mouth-breather Clay Travis successfully and rightly offers a halfway decent criticism of your actions, you’ve truly fucked up.

I’m glad you made it to an H&M in time to buy a nice enough looking shirt, slacks, and jacket to go along with your very understandable story about how the airport lost your luggage. Sorry, but I am assuming the people you met with were adults who were familiar with how air travel worked... 

What’s the etiquette on wearing headphones indoors? I find it unacceptably rude to keep both earbuds in while interacting with another human, but I see it all the time at coffee shops and restaurants. Just take them off while you’re inside a place! Right?

“Just take the L and keep it moving.”

“We’re all Latino, we’re brothers,” - the exact moment when you stop feeling good about humanity.

“Here’s the thing about monogamy, though: If you can’t do it, don’t fuckin’ sign up for it. Whedon may get lots of kudos for his portrayal of women in some of his films, but by lying to Cole, Although Jay-Z is seemingly spared the same treatment Robin Thicke received when he got caught cheating on his also beautiful…