I'd certainly like to know why they talk about Mario and Warcraft at one point. I assume it's a way of being like "THEY HAVE ONE WORD THAT CAN'T BE USED BY ANYONE ELSE, WHY NOT US?"

So they thought it would be interpreted as Osama Bin Raiden?

You can be on Kotaku but not Google?

That's great and all, but other than wanting to be more obvious douchebags, what are the pros to having a Mac computer instead of a Windows computer that makes these people want to have everything developed for them?

Really? This is just more Twilight Princess hate, whether they want to admit it or not. But now it's a speak-up for everyone to see as if it should be advocated by Kotaku to complain about that particular Zelda game. Stop hating on Nintendo and their games.

Did anyone else click in a random empty space away from the image to deselect it when going down the list of articles?

The N64 did just fine with one stick. The PSP was perfectly acceptable with one stick. Hell, Monster Hunter was completely playable with one stick. So why do we even need two sticks on the 3DS? Who the hell is playing FPS's on the go? I see no good reason for a second analog stick.

Now we just need a .gif of Link continuously upthrusting against one of those floating skulls that take 987234 hits to kill.

How do you think I feel about it? I wasn't one of the early adopters. I paid $170 for mine recently. But now all of a sudden there's this second analog stick thing popping out of the woodwork.

I started watching it, and although I was bothered by seeing CoD being shown to give games a bad look, as they love to do, I decided to push on. Things were okay until I heard:

Oh boy, here we go. Another stupid decision to make a whole number in one of their long-running flagship franchises an online game.

Where the hell is my Dragon Quest X? Stop wasting time, Squeenix. Get on it.

One does not simply Streetpass into Mordor.

Pff. I did this with my own toys when I was a kid; put a lightsaber on every figure I had.

There's going to be a million Cronos.

Hell, I got more laughs out of this than the first episode of Tosh.0. That's not say much though.

Jeez, there are far too many complaints, both subtle and extreme. What's with most of the community turning into such douches?

Yeah, that's great.

"I am completely offended by the swastika because it means Nazis! And I hate Nazis!

Can't wait. It'll be fun to get together with three of my guy friends and have a good old suckfest.