People listen to Metacritic? I really hate that people can't think for themselves. It's not Metacritic's fault, it's all of you.

I don't see why people are complaining about their choices. If you were a male in Origins, you had three to choose from as well. Morigan, a total bitch. Leliana, a really annoying red head. And Zevran, a dark-skinned exotic elf that is a dude.

The writer needs to eloquently defend the shoddy story.

Image 3: I used to use that keyboard!

Not really. I only ever carry my keys and wallet. Two light slaps against my front right and back right and I'm feelin' good to go.

Usually Awkward Zombie makes me lmao irl. This time though, it's just over my head. I dun geddit.

I'll agree there. Making it prettier is definitely where it matters most these days.

1) It was a joke. You must try harder to spot them. I do those sorts of things sometimes. Be ready to be trolled at all times on the internet. You get mad, they get glad.

EA makes games that require instruction manuals?

You're an idiot if you think he should be punished for defending himself. The bully's punishment was too soft and the fat kid's punishment should never have even happened, even if it could be justified as being for his "safety."

Those two go hand in hand, after all.

I actually want a Zelda mod that gives the entire game those sound effects.

Because the women in Japan would totally want said horny nerds.

To me, it just sounds like you're a butthurt artist that gets all up-in-arms if anyone thinks profiteering like this is not cool.

You're welcome. I try.

I can ALMOST understand paying $40 for an actual print of this, but because of this, a digital copy is not allowed for fear that he can't sell prints for outrageous prices. I just want this as my desktop.

I'm surprised at how many people here don't know Cinemassacre nor do they know why he's even called Motherfucker Mike and curses a lot.

I do remember my first time going through Ocarina of Time. I got the game for Christmas the year it came out. Played it nonstop and beat it in five days, one of which was devoted entirely to the Water Temple. I then commenced to play it all the time until I found every single secret and got every item possible... and…

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