Meanwhile, kids like this with real obvious issues while growing up were left alone to eventually kill people.

This sounds.. exactly like me. And I mean it. EXACTLY like me. Do you have medium-long hair, too?

My NES is constantly hooked up and it's played about once a week. I even have my SNES, N64, and Sega Genesis all hooked up and ready to go anytime.

That Russian villain is no Bond. I will never accept him.

So the game is pretty much about a Chinese dude that annihilates every famous Japanese gaming phenomenon for the glory of the Chinese peoples.

@daputti:

"...six-year-old game..."

These angles are bothering the crap out of me.

Nintendo Employee #1: "We've revealed too much already, we're running out of things to show off and they're expecting the event to be fairly long. What do we do?!"

Omg omg omg I can't wait to play this for the 9082734th time... IN 3D!!!

Really? Collecting things with actual monetary value is now hoarding? Honestly, if my wife considered my game collection to be hoarding, I would wonder why I married this woman.

Funny how this seems to be a literal representation of how Blizzard tends to impress and cater to 4-year-olds.

No Final Fantasy XIV? Really? Just... Really?

@Southpaws_ITF: Might wanna think again.

NINTENDO SIXTY-FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR!!!

It's been quite hard to get my girlfriend into gaming. She's far from being called a gamer, but she enjoys games and likes taking time to play them now. The process has been long and tiresome, but it's slowly becoming fruitful.

I guess it's for the best that I have no chance of winning. I don't even own the game and I have no room to advertise such a thing as if I'm a huge fan.

You're almost there, Squeenix. Now you just need to remake FFIV on the 3DS called Quinque Final Fantasy Perfectus, then finally get off your lazy asses and make it for PS3 and call it Final Fantasy IV again because you'll have realized how badly you're starting to name some of your games.

No point in blurring out the face. We all know he's Japanese, amirite?

I'm trying very hard to keep myself from getting roped in again, but it's very tempting to get Cataclysm and pay for a race change from human to worgen.