This is what I would’ve been very tempted to do. Just take the truck, maybe put it in a lot a couple businesses down, and then walk back to my car to watch. See how long before I got a phone call.

I first checked out that site when they announced Fellowship of the Ring. I bailed years ago. His unreadable reviews and flat-out fucking creepy use the of the word *giggle* were really off-putting. Sadly, he is living personification of what some people envision when they disdainfully imagine “geek fanboy who never…

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