Hi, I’m Kate McClure. You might remember me from such grifts as “raising a bunch of money for a homeless dude only to pocket most of it for myself” and “using the heroin addiction he had before giving me his last $20 to defend myself.”

*In the Arms of an Angel plays*

It really speaks to the need to destigmatize mental illness. Whether it’s situation depression or a chronic disgnosis, it’s part of the human condition and admitting that only makes it easier for others to talk about their experiences and realize they are not alone.

I am dismayed at all these people spreading their bullshit “math” about there being 454 grams in a pound. There are 420. Why else would marijuana be associated with that number. Duh. Do we celebrate marijuana on April 54th? No, we do not.

It’s pronounced “throatwobbler mangrove”.

It’s not on fire.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Actually children don’t. I tried once and they cried and wanted someone else to babysit them.

Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

If there was only some sort of club it could join.

Victims of happenstance.

No no no no. I write all this stuff and then get a chance to ask the very people who made it about it? You don’t turn down these sorts of opportunities.

whoosh

D.B. Pooper

Fusion is an awful Gawker alternative.

I see Marchionne is in merger talks with Harley-Davidson.

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

I think you’re missing my point. Every single bad thing about her (except the stuff about bad polling and campaign strategy) was doubled or quadrupled by Trump, who has a lifelong abusive relationship with the truth. He was also a lifelong racist, bigot, confirmed fraudster who, after moderate success in the New…