It’s not on fire.

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Actually children don’t. I tried once and they cried and wanted someone else to babysit them.

Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

If there was only some sort of club it could join.

Victims of happenstance.

No no no no. I write all this stuff and then get a chance to ask the very people who made it about it? You don’t turn down these sorts of opportunities.

whoosh

D.B. Pooper

Fusion is an awful Gawker alternative.

I see Marchionne is in merger talks with Harley-Davidson.

Given all the hunger and suffering in today’s world, this is nothing short of terroirism.

I think you’re missing my point. Every single bad thing about her (except the stuff about bad polling and campaign strategy) was doubled or quadrupled by Trump, who has a lifelong abusive relationship with the truth. He was also a lifelong racist, bigot, confirmed fraudster who, after moderate success in the New…

Son of Zap Rowsdower?

15.

I come from the land of the polite, where sh!t’s covered in ice.
And when I’m down in the states they’re like, “You’re too f*ck’en nice!”

It’s a Jeep Thing You Wouldn’t Unearth Sand

Man, i hated rotary phones. You had to start all the way from the beginning if you made a mistake and didn’t dial the reich number.

I’m going to miss her brand of shade.