It was good of you to edit out the 12 interruptions for live ad reads that Greenberg interjected into the Commissioner’s mealy-mouthed anti-marijuana harangue.

There’s sand in Switzerland?

What else do you want. Haven’t we seen enough Pirates of the Caribbean?

We spend all these years fighting African Pirates, and now we’re supposed to celebrate them?

How would you like your hoagie today m’Lord? With or without yon hots of long?

Let’s meet up at the medieval collection, and I can pretend to be one of your knights!

Whenever I drive/am driven/ride the train past the art museum, I like to imagine it’s actually the Palace of the King of Philadelphia. Furthermore, when I’m at the museum, I pretend that I am said king, roaming my spacious halls and inspecting my art collection, enjoying the echo of my footsteps.

Who was the rich guy running for president who claimed that his wealth was a benefit to the American people because it made him impervious to bribery? Was it Rockefeller or Forbes?

...America...

Uhhhh not to defend the guy, but since forever it has been pretty easy to take a hard dive in a year. See e.g. GM, Enron, Bill Cosby

I really wish they’d air his SC earlier in the day... I can’t be bothered watching Sportscenter at 12am.

Damn kids are expensive

thought the exact same thing. Really distracted from it.

I have a feeling the music supervisor didn’t make the cut. :(

ESPN.com’s front page is a mess and decent analysis is hard to find if you miss it in the feed.

“What was that music we had beneath the montage of Tour de France training footage? I’ve got an idea...”

He is, to steal a famous phrase from another great ESPNer, as cool as the other side of the pillow.

SVP is the anti-Berman. ESPN lucked the fuck out the day they hired him. Not saying he was always great - it took him some time to grow into what he is now - but damn if he isn’t the best part of the network for the past several years.

Nicely said, SVP.

Too bad about the stupid musical overlay.

Lousy Urban Types with their loud, Urban Type music and their provocative Urban Type dancing. Sometimes I wish they’d all go back to the Urban Type areas they came from.