i’ll respectfully disagree, as one look at her unfavorables tells us that she was clearly not the best chance at first female POTUS.

I am! I enjoy Parappa instead of complaining about definition.

No Fun League is more tedious than a root canal.

I wish someone hugged you more so you’d be less of a jaded dick,

Mmmmmm. Schaudenfreude.

Just lick the butt, lads

Brush my teeth dude. You clean a butt. I’m not a savage.

As a dude, I am unsure of the proper protocol to bring up said stuff.

Probably not more than Patreus to be fair.

WHEN WE’RE DONE YOU’RE GONNA BE TIRED OF ASS EATING! YOURE GONNA SAY STOP! IM TIRED OF GETTING MY ASS ATE!

Honestly, I’m just dismayed it’s taken this long for ass eating to be addressed. Pro ass eating and proud of it.

Look, I’m just trying to age out of a draft here and I’m 23, so please, increase the pool.

My man, I have some shocking news about a literary device called foreshadowing.

I’m livid this doesn’t have more stars.

I, internet stranger, know more about what makes video games video games than the people who work in video games

Conor’s actually qualified for one of his jobs though.

i ain’t seen shit

This Mr. Fantastic looking motherfucker has the backbone of a chocolate eclair.

Pray for a Luigi’s Mansion attraction

Probably not. Being dull and unfunny isn’t a death sentence. Of course, I suspect it might be for someone so desperate to make a lulz.