No Fun League is more tedious than a root canal.

I wish someone hugged you more so you’d be less of a jaded dick,

This is all awful

Mmmmmm. Schaudenfreude.

Just lick the butt, lads

Brush my teeth dude. You clean a butt. I’m not a savage.

As a dude, I am unsure of the proper protocol to bring up said stuff.

Probably not more than Patreus to be fair.

WHEN WE’RE DONE YOU’RE GONNA BE TIRED OF ASS EATING! YOURE GONNA SAY STOP! IM TIRED OF GETTING MY ASS ATE!

Honestly, I’m just dismayed it’s taken this long for ass eating to be addressed. Pro ass eating and proud of it.

Look, I’m just trying to age out of a draft here and I’m 23, so please, increase the pool.

My man, I have some shocking news about a literary device called foreshadowing.

I’m livid this doesn’t have more stars.

I, internet stranger, know more about what makes video games video games than the people who work in video games

seatgeek and stubhub. time to be a good, honest father with painfully overpriced tickets.

Space Jam is ass. Sad I only have one star for you

Conor’s actually qualified for one of his jobs though.

i ain’t seen shit

This was genuinely new knowledge for me.

Quality of product seems to matter. Kubrick was a giant dick but suicide squad is not the shining.