i’m 99 percent sure the special guests will be the Jez staff, but hey, any chance to see their work is good times.

this take is hot enough to melt steel beams.

Goddamn it ESPYs. I’m a Warriors fan who hates the Banana Boat crew and now here they are being logical, and using their positions of influence to push the common good? FUCK.

I feel like landing on your ass on metal is never a desireable outcome.

That GIF just looks like it’s gonna be a shit landing for T’Challa.

to be the biggest fucking nerd in the world. Jedi do not encourage violence. they’re at their core peacemakers who attempt to stave off violence. they’re diplomats pretty much primarily.

i was fortunate enough to see the show. It honest to goodness broke my heart. I sat outside the Rodgers crying.

Thanks for reopening my fountain of tears. Hamilton has been so important to me

you are clearly not watching Dallas Mavericks basketball because Dirk is by far the best player on that team.

There’s 20 women in the Senate.

Number of Male Black Presidents: 1

black man =/= women of any sorts of social and economic backgrounds.

I don’t really think you know how American elections work my dude.

I agree with all of this, Bernie isn’t perfect and neither is Hillary, but it is disingenuous to not point out that she made a colored people time joke a scant few months ago.

Women definitely do not have a higher chance to win any sort of elected office in the United States. You have to look at the composition of our Congress and our executive history to see that’s not true.

I took my time trying to process the feelings in myself before setting them down here.

Kevin Hart is gonna shit his pants one day and find out that he’s still L.I. and I wanna be alive for that day.

As a Bernie backer and someone who doesn’t particularly love the idea of a Clinton administration if Bernie loses I’ll vote for Hillary to prevent Trump and hope she’s challenged in a primary.

So...Steph is The Prince That Was Promised right?

eat shit Phil